| Retirement! |
[Apr. 25th, 2009|11:36 pm] |
Polymagic University and Mary Parker Academy regret to announce that, after a long and successful tenure as headmaster, Dr. Phineas Thwackleweight will be retiring effective immediately. We trust that the student body will join us all in wishing him the best as he moves on.
Dr. Angela Callister will be taking over his duties until such time as the school Board of Directors is able to appoint a new headmaster. Owing to how busy she will be with the duties of headmaster, all classes being taught by her will be distributed amongst other professors for the time being. |
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| Irene |
[Apr. 18th, 2009|11:54 pm] |
Age: 16
Gender: Female
LJ: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) hrh_morningstar
Major: NA
Clubs: None
Bio: Irene (pronounced IrEnE) is a princess from another world, sent (along with her guardian Andrew) to attend Mary Parker Academy, both to expand upon her education and to keep her safe. Back at home, her kingdom is engulfed in a war as her uncle attempts to seize the throne. She is very artistic, and can often be caught daydreaming (especially when she shouldn't be). Irene's hair is an unusual shade of honey gold, and her eyes are a gorgeous blue. |
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| ZORCH! |
[Mar. 23rd, 2009|12:53 am] |
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Anyone out and about, or looking out a window facing the right direction will notice a massive beam of light shooting into the sky from the sports field! But by the time you get there, whatever it was is gone! |
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| Theft |
[Mar. 13th, 2009|01:17 pm] |
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Ladies and gentlement of the student body, some magical supplies have come up missing. If found please return them to the faculty, and no questions will be asked. If the faculty finds them there will be consequences. |
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| Announcement |
[Mar. 10th, 2009|04:20 pm] |
Ladies and gentlemen of the student body:
Please be aware that there is a rogue zombie loose on the campus at the moment. It has acquired Professor Gilwick's wand, though we do not know if it has any idea what to do with it. It also destroyed Professor Caine's robe.
If you see this zombie, please, for your safety, do not approach it. Do not attempt to get Professor Gilwick's wand away from it, as her wand has been insured through Geiko. Do not attempt to apprehend the zombie. Instead, vacate the area and contact a faculty member at once so that the headmaster may properly handle this situation.
Thank you.
Phineas Snope
Campus Security Coordinator. |
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| A Little Excitement! |
[Mar. 9th, 2009|10:50 pm] |
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It seems there's a little excitement on campus tonight! Both the college girls and college boys dorms had some sort of break in by men with weapons and black clothes! They only went for one room in each dorm (if you don't know it was yours, it wasn't yours. The ones they came for KNOW.) They got in and out pretty quick, but there was an excitement of spells, wards, and other things going off in a flashy, exciting fashion! |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 3rd, 2009|11:23 am] |
The following is unsigned, with no byline, and appears on the noticeboards.
There are little tabs on the paper for students to rip off, with a number printed on them.
If any of you have grudges against someone on campus, please tell me. Your grudges, your desires... Perhaps something could be done. |
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| Announcement! |
[Mar. 2nd, 2009|05:37 am] |
Ladies and Gentlemen of the school. It is my pleasure to announce that on the Sixth of March, this Friday, we will be hosting an all campus Gala. There will be a feast as well as a ball. A number of important persons from the Magical Community will be guests as well, so I expect everyone to be on their best behavior at this event! Please be sure that you are prepared for a formal event and dress appropriately.
In preperation for the event, classes will be canceled on Friday. |
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| Paper column! |
[Feb. 25th, 2009|08:25 pm] |
The following appears in the school paper, where the gossip column would be.
Hello everyone!
I'm Delilah and I'll be your host for this column~ Especially as the previous writer, a certain Amber Whittington, has been quite busy with Certain Things especially after her recent duel. Or is that Certain People? I trust she doesn't mind being talked about, as she already has her own fanclub, but those two definitely seem meant for each other. Miss Stuck-up and Mr Arsehole.
Excuse my language, everyone. I do try to be an elegant lady, really. But don't you wonder that if a certain A. W. managed to stick something in that certain person's back side, if they would be any better off? It'd certainly be a difference from hearing about Mr Stalin's 'conquests', if he were the one conquered!
So I submit to you, dear readers - feel free to write shipping fics! You can't really make this pair any more fitting (or either of them be any more of a jerk) than they already are, so go ahead!
Shipping news aside, it's education as usual at PUMPA! That is to say, the Offensive Magics building has been closed up for Suspicious Reasons and for Administrative Hysterical Raisins the professor (of transformations no less) has informed the student body of this fact.
If it weren't for you kids, I'm sure he'd say, I'd have gotten away with it too!
Oh. And on a closing note, I have the solution to who the 'mysterious half-breed' is, nyo~ Should I grant anyone's wish? |
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